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gookgod:

Daddy: you be a good girl while Daddy’s at work princess okay

Me: okies Daddy, but… um
Daddy: spit it out baby I’m gonna be late
Me: I haven’t had cummys all week…
Daddy: I am aware…
Me: … I’m squishy Daddy
Daddy: and?
Me: *wriggles* can I has them please Daddy. Can I cum please
Daddy: I want you to edge all day babygirl and if your panties are wet enough when I get home then I’ll think about letting you cum
Me: *whines* *whimpers* *gets wet*
Daddy: have a great day princess *kisses my head*
gookgod: all yall goin to hell

what the fuck is this

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bring-me-alex-gaskarth:

Problems in your life that can’t make your dreams happen, maybe you got parents that don’t understand you, maybe you got friends at school that make fun of the way you dress, for the things you wanna do, for the music that you listen to. Maybe you don’t have the courage inside yourself yet to let that shit happen, but i just want you guys to promise me right here on this stage right now. That you guys will never give up hope alright? I want you to promise me that you will put up a middle finger to those mother fuckers trying to stop you, but right now on the count of three let me get a good fuck you… 1,2,3… FUCK YOU alright listen you guys are amazing.

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xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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